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Germany plans sugar tax that includes sugar free drinks (brusselssignal.eu)

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[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There's that LA Beast video on YouTube where he goes through a large bag of sugar free haribo bears and develops an excellent relationship with his toilet. After reading hilarious Amazon reviews about how they're a laxative.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I discovered him when he ate two huge jars of Vegemite straight up. As an Australian, this made me worry about his blood pressure.

"Awgh! It burns!"