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[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Who cares? Just rename everything to "American XYZ".

Genuinely, please stop enabling this shit by posting headline after headline of Trump doing Trump-things to stay in the news.

[–] wangaBanga@feddit.online 10 points 2 days ago

Exactly. A toddler with a loaded diaper will smear shit all over the wall if left to its own devices. We get it!

[–] gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago

Atlantic Ocean of America

Pacific Ocean of America