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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

How do people pump gas before paying?

[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 47 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

This was how gas pumps worked everywhere when I started driving

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Yeah.

If you were a local they'd see you pull up and turn on the pump. If you weren't you'd go inside and pay cash first, but it was inconvenient because it was harder to just fill the tank.

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

The mathematics I have to go through at fuel stations that don't allow paying at the pump, gotta go inside and talk to the cashier, ugh.

Each tenth of my tank is 2.4 gallons, so if I'm at 4/10 and want to top off, (10-4)=6, so 6 x 2.4 = 14.4 gallons x price of fuel per gallon which is hovering around $6.90 lately (diesel in California), so I tell the cashier person I 'd like to purchase exactly $99.36 but gosh that's so close to $100 let's just round it to $100.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You can usually go back in and get change, or the balance refunded.

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago

Well yeah but I still need to tell her a dollar amount. If I underestimate then my tank won't get topped off. So I have to do the math.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Remarkable how USian measurements always make people jump through some hoops. On my dashboard, I'd just see that the tank is missing about thirty liters of gas, so I'd get thirty liters. That was a car from the eighties, so we aren't talking any fancy electronics, either.

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes but the cashier wants us to tell her a monetary amount. It has nothing to do with USA using gallons instead of litres. It's a matter of multiplying money amount times unit of volume of desired fuel.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hm, that's still an odd system, to me. Around here, the cash register does the multiplication, and I probably wouldn't be trusted to say the correct sum (nor would I want to). Never tried that, though — it might be possible to do it that way.

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

What I'm describing is not exclusive to the USA. It's just how fuel purchases are made when paying at the pump isn't an option, so you have to go in & do the transaction with a human behind a Point-of-Sale machine. The person at the cash register doesn't know how many gallons or liters you need. So you have to tell them. But they want to know the corresponding cash amount, not the volume of liquid. So you have to do the math yourself in order to tell them the dollar amount to charge to your card. 🤷🏼‍♀️ I don't know how to make this any clearer.

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[–] boonhet@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Most cars don't show that. Here's the fuel gauge from my backup car since my other car is in the middle of repairs

Not only do you have to know the size of the tank, you also have to account for fuel tank math being different from regular math. The needle isn't linear. E.g in a lot of cars it doesn't start dropping until you're down at least like 5 liters. That's because people start whining about fuel consumption otherwise ("I just filled up and it's already dropping") and similarly the last half or quarter seems to be bigger in some cars. Middle bit is worth the least.

I don't think I've seen a car that actually shows the liters. Maybe once or twice. I've owned like 10 or 15 cars and driven many more.

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[–] Leviathan@fedinsfw.app 7 points 3 weeks ago

I'm still pissed off at being treated like a thief every time I go to gas up because they started a forever war in the middle east which inflated the price of gas. Then they never brought the cost back down with the price per barrel AND kept the paying before pumping policy.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm 60, so me, too. But, I haven't seen a pump or a station that allows pumping before paying in many, many years.

You hand over cash at the counter, and they turn on the pump. Or you pay at the pump--you need to put your card in before the pump will start.

[–] jama211@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Depends where you live. I live in Australia, and there isn't a single service station that makes you prepay where I love. You can just pump and pay at the end, always.

[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You make love in the gas station?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

No elevators nearby

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago

In my wanderings around the USA I've only encountered one pump that allowed pump before pay. At some obscure Nevada gas station in a little pass-through town in the middle of nowhere.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It's possible that some of the places that used to skip prepay were illegally taking the cost of a pump and run out of the pay of whoever was on register. I've never experienced it personally, but I've heard a lot of stories.

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[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

In Germany that is the norm. You pay after pumping at the counter. Cashless automatic pumps that require a deposit are rare

[–] BenM2023@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Cashless automatic pumps that require a deposit are rare

But getting more common. The ED in Oberzissen now have one pump with a payment device and Oberzissen is in the back end of nowhere.

As an almost completely illiterate (in German) English person I prefer the pay at a counter thing because the usually pleasant person behind the counter can just accept the payment. This is good because getting a phone out to translate the instructions often results in an irate German shouting at you.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Weird I've never ran into any angry Germans shouting at me for translating things

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[–] Quokka@quokk.au 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

How do you pay before you know how much you need?

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Well these days credit cards have an authorization function where they can hold $50 or $100 and then when done can release the hold and charge you the proper amount.

And cash is rare enough that they don't mind inconveniencing those people anymore.

[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

In Europe it blocks €300. Fuel prices are high. Sometimes a payment doesn't go through as it should and the remaining amount isn't released. Then you get an article in the newspaper of someone complaining their couldn't pay in the shop because 300 was blocked on their account. These things resolve themselves as the bank does a check automatically after a day or two but some folks get caught close to payday.

[–] boonhet@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Longest it's taken has been 5 minutes for me. I'd be furious if it took a day, even an hour.

[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Hence why when this happens once every few years it's national news.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's a piece of plastic used in financial transactions, but that's not important right now.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

You mean like a debit card but worse?

[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

A debit card payment is settled immediately. A credit card payment is actually a small loan that's settled at the end of the month. This goes back to the time that shops made a carbon copy of the card, fill in the amount and let the buyer sign it. That's why the numbers were raised. Basically they were used as cheques.

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Where I live, the credit card is better than the debit card. Better protections against fraud.

[–] boonhet@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That'd mostly a US thing I believe, ain't no bank here leaving money on the table just because you paid using a credit card. Still gotta pay it back or pay interest.

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[–] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

Credit cards are more secure.

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 21 points 3 weeks ago

Pay the clerk. If you can't fit x litres/gallons/whatevers, you go back to the clerk and they give you the remaining balance back.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Personally, I estimate. I have a quarter of a tank, I need 3/4 of a tank. That's 9 gallons. Times $3.99 is $35.91. I get $30 on pump whatever

[–] Leon327@piefed.social 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

In most of northwest europe this is standard. Otherwise how do you know how much you need pay to fill the tank?

[–] Medic8eme@piefed.ca 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

In Canada its an auto function of the payment system. You say you want $100 in gas. The card gets preauthorized for $100 to ensure the money is available then the pump starts. After you finish pumping and get only $80 in fuel that is what is actually charged to the card. The card is charged only after you finish pumping.

[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] nantsuu@fedia.io 16 points 3 weeks ago

Then you pay at the counter for the amount of gas you want to pump and if you overpay you go back to the counter and they give you back the difference.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

That is definitely not true. There is no gas station here where you can do that anymore without having either signed in via an app or credit card.

It used to be like that, but that was a long time ago.

[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How do you fill your tank without paying for more gas than you're going to use?

In some gas stations you must pay beforehand, but in others you can pay afterwards so you can fill your tank.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

How do you fill your tank without paying for more gas than you're going to use?

you don't pay for more than you use. I prepay $100 on my credit card, use $58 and I'm charged $58, the $100 was a security hold and is the most you can get.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

That's pretty standard some places. Or at least it used to be.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

It's normal in the UK. Usually someone in the shop needs to see you, then they activate the pump, you pump what you need, then go in and pay. Some stations do have the option to pay at the pump, or via an app, but I've never seen one where you can't pay afterwards.

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 2 points 3 weeks ago

and in australia, though some servos have prepay after 10pm.

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Its something u get in high trust society. This is the cost of soft on crime polices. In most places in Australia its just the norm. You fill up then go in and pay. I can see the downfall of my nation as they start introducing pay first.

[–] hackathy@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Standard procedure in Australia

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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

The same way that people get completely exonerated of a crime by paying a fine for missing their court date: they fucking don’t.