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Name one thing that he has done that the bible god wants done
I mean, supposedly, bringing about the end of the world is what American Christian god wants.
having the most fabulous eyeliner .
Fucking couches is in the bible surely?
Bringing a potential Anti-Christ, for one
thats Thiel, and his well know apostates is karp, and ALTMAN.
Christianity turned to the anti-Christ in the 2nd century, with the doctrine that everything in the bible must be true, but what is chronologically first is more true than all corrections that were provided afterwards including by Jews in 1st temple, but more aggressively by Jesus. So Moses genocidal rights of the chosen people is the god of Christianity/Rome/Luther. Not anything Jesus ever said.
Maybe he's forced Jezebel into bed and killed the kids.