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[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Vance: I'm trying to focus on doing as much of God's work as possible.

Name one thing that he has done that the bible god wants done

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 9 points 1 day ago

I mean, supposedly, bringing about the end of the world is what American Christian god wants.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 21 hours ago

having the most fabulous eyeliner .

Fucking couches is in the bible surely?

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bringing a potential Anti-Christ, for one

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 21 hours ago

thats Thiel, and his well know apostates is karp, and ALTMAN.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Christianity turned to the anti-Christ in the 2nd century, with the doctrine that everything in the bible must be true, but what is chronologically first is more true than all corrections that were provided afterwards including by Jews in 1st temple, but more aggressively by Jesus. So Moses genocidal rights of the chosen people is the god of Christianity/Rome/Luther. Not anything Jesus ever said.

[–] SnailMagnitude@mander.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

Maybe he's forced Jezebel into bed and killed the kids.