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Exactly. Vance says whatever he thinks will make him more popular. Always has, always will.
Like I'm not moving the goalposts here, but JD believing what he's saying is irrelevant. He's using coded language that is well understood in Christian circles. https://streamable.com/2yj2tj (Link valid until 41 hours after this post. Download and share plz)
My real point, as someone raised in those circles, is that you should really fucking believe them when they tell you who they are.
And they're also talking with a lot of people in Israel who really believe in that language too. Texas ain't sending red heifers to Israel for beef.
I'm almost afraid to ask but what new hell is this?
Long story short, a perfect red heifer is needed to purify clergy in order for the 3rd temple to be consecrated. The only problem is that there's kinda an important mosque sitting where that temple would be.
Mike Johnson also all tied up in this.
boy they really get into the apoca-fan-fic....
and of course Johnson is wrapped up in it, he's dumber than a box of rocks.
thanks for the deets
So let's say there was a huge crater there... That would stop this madness, right? /s