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I am convinced that extreme evangelical shitheads like him want to bring about the end times because getting raptured is their shot at getting into heaven without actually having to die first. Jesus comes and takes you to heaven without all that nasty dying business.
"None of you are going to heaven."
-God or Bo Burnham or something, idk
What has Bo Burnham been up to since that COVID special?
I heard he transcended into Godhood through the power of satire.
By the lore, you have to be a good person to go there. Jesus reads like a radical hippy. I don’t think Vance qualifies.
You commented 3 minutes after someone who just talked about a group (them) attempting exactly that.