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[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

~~Its not a doomsday cult. Its a death cult. Its far worse.~~

~~They worship death not Armageddon.~~

I was wrong. Doomsday cults are scarier.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nope. The other way around. They're all praying for the Rapture and the 2nd coming...which all goes hand-in-hand with the end of the world. Heaven on Earth can't happen until God wipes the world clean, leaving only the righteous to inherit what's left.

This is why they support Israel unconditionally. Not because they love Jews...but because Jews need to return to Israel in order to start the final battle between good and evil. That's how they interpret the Book of Revelations. It's all Biblical end-times prophecy coming true, and they see it as their religious duty to make sure it all happens as predicted.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I stand corrected. I looked it up, and it is a doomeday cult. Death cults can very different . Its a type of death cult.