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[–] stumu415@lemmy.zip 23 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (4 children)

Because MAGA hates this cunt, and he wants to run for president in 2028. He is going after a group even worse than MAGA - American faux Christians.

[–] DillDough@lemmy.zip 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

You know most of maga supporters also used to hate Trump right? He was a Democrat and best friends with the Clintons and a big city fat cat, they do not care about anything except what helps them spread hate more easily.

[–] ViceroTempus@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Republicans have always been evil, that's why that's been a pretty easy joke in a lot of media for decades. Republicans are demons, and its best we treat them that way in all aspects.

[–] ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Faux Christian is the perfect nomenclature. I was raised in a Christian household and my parents are super surprised that I hold christian ideals as important. Super radical ideals like feeding hungry people and healhthcare (no different from any major religion i.e. 5 pillars of islam) while not being a christian myself.

[–] lemmelemmy@feddit.org 3 points 19 hours ago

Don’t worry they’ll start a propaganda praising him all maga sheeple’s would vote for him again.

The poll results are controlled by big tech now.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 2 points 5 hours ago

JD Vance? Of course, he's a sniveling little shit

MAGA likes (or liked) Trump because he could get up on a stage and declare all the problems they face are actually super easy to solve

Vance lacks the narcissistic delusion to pull off what Trump does, but he copies his strategy anyways and it does not go over well

I'm not sure anyone actually likes Vance. Even Vance's wife is publicly coming out against him recently... And I'm very confident he doesn't like himself