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[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works -3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

why President Rapist Pedophile ISN’T the problem we should be focusing on…

You're fucking joking? If that was your takeaway you're definitely reading things through "rawwr I'm angry!" glasses. It neither what I meant nor what I actually said.

[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 3 points 13 hours ago

You're fucking joking?

Holy shit, this is what we have to work with?

Might as well just nuke us right now