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[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago (5 children)

navelstaring americans think the destruction of their shithole is the end of times.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

The evangelicals are more likely thinking of the middle east rather than US. Biblical prophecy notes Israel being attacked as the key point of kicking off the end times. This is why accelerationists push so hard for Israel to get embroiled in violent conflct. Even if it is a counter attack, still counts by the prohpecy.

In America, they would likely describe things as "on the mend" as they are getting their way.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

one might note, a specific hill in israel being attacked. i had to read that damn book.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

accelerationists push so hard for Israel to get embroiled in violent conflict

Ironic since it's the genociders who pat themselves on the back for getting the idiot US to fight their enemy for them (again).

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