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Man fatally shoots cousin during heated argument over whose enchiladas were spicier (news4sanantonio.com)

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Crossposted from https://slrpnk.net/post/42260633

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A New Mexico man was arrested after allegedly shooting and killing his cousin during an argument over whose plate of green chile enchiladas was hotter.

Ervin Joaquin Gutierrez, 22, was charged with an open count of murder in the Aug. 27 killing of 25-year-old Nathaniel Cavazos.

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[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 3 points 22 minutes ago (1 children)

So there are 2 victims? Or no victims? I think i get your point but someone did die though.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 points 19 minutes ago* (last edited 17 minutes ago) (1 children)

one dead victim, perp is alive and in custody
They are cousins
they were drinking all day
victim started a fight over who's enchilada was spicier (enchiladas were made from same batch so they couldnt be differently spicy)
victim punches perp
perp shoots victim
perp says victim has threatened his life before (this is after the fact to a presumably familial witness)

∴

viable self-defense case? U decide

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 4 points 7 minutes ago

Let's just say i'm glad i'm not a judge.