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Man fatally shoots cousin during heated argument over whose enchiladas were spicier (news4sanantonio.com)

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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A New Mexico man was arrested after allegedly shooting and killing his cousin during an argument over whose plate of green chile enchiladas was hotter.

Ervin Joaquin Gutierrez, 22, was charged with an open count of murder in the Aug. 27 killing of 25-year-old Nathaniel Cavazos.

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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

perpSays: victim punches perp (perp probably has defensive wounds or some other indicia)

perp shoots victim

This is a lie by omission.

After the fistfight ended and Cavazos began walking away, Gutierrez allegedly drew a handgun and confronted him, shouting, "We're family! We're family! How could you do this to me?" before opening fire, according to the witness statement in the affidavit.