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The robot, called Prisons Robot To Eradicate Conflicts and Threats (PROTECT), is a 157cm-tall, pepper-spraying machine that patrols prison grounds and detects fights. ST PHOTO: GIN TAY

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[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago

This will surely go fine.

Can we start calling it "Parts for Prisoners" now, or do we wait for it to get turned into 400 homemade shivs, first?