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[–] Sibshops@feddit.cl 92 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I bet the trick to lowering health care costs is to need health care less, too.

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Aha! You've figured out their ingenuous strategy! /s

But seriously, what in the smooth-brained bullshit is this kind of logic?!

[–] zip@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago

It's the same shit they did & still do with COVID-19 testing. 'If we do less tests, there will be less cases recorded! Problem solved!'

[–] driftwood@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

I save money on healthcare by spending 1/4 of my paycheck on health insurance and then absolutely never using it - hoping I cease existing if anything occurs.

These people literally don't understand economics beyond the absolute basics of supply and demand.