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The trick to lowering gas prices is driving less, US energy secretary says (www.businessinsider.com)
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[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No new wars would have been nice.

[–] forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Build the wall! Lock her up! Drain the swamp!"

lol

lmao even

[–] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

bro they’re still waiting for Hillary to get “locked up”

[–] forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ANY DAY NOW

[–] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

iTs HaBbEnInG!

[–] forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 3 points 1 week ago

TO THE TOP! NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN!