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[–] DrPop@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What were they going to accomplish? Prove their not gay by sharing a picture of a biff moatly nude guy. "Look everyone, im not getting an erection while staring at his rippling pecs. See not gay." Proceeds to wipe sweat from forehead.

[–] littlewonder@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I love so much that they blurred the undies.