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[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Damn I didn't even know hasan was this built

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

his fans seems to think he is hot? they more than likely saw his half nekkid pic at some point. he does have a large female following.

[–] CardboardDecoy@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's 6'5" and is an avid... well he's not a bodybuilder and he's not an athlete in the sense that he does -a- sport seriously, but he stays fit. It's a grwat example of what anyone could achieve if you actually dedicated the time to it in parallel with spending 8+ hours a day at a deak playing games and watching internet videos, news and otherwise.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah yes I spend my other 16 hours a day to grow

[–] CardboardDecoy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If I was capable of runner's high I would! I just don't get physical exertion endorphins like some people get, it seems.I just grow in a different way instead...

[–] searabbit@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey it's not our fault our most successful leftists are hot brown and mediterranean daddies, keep them coming.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

zohran, EL-sayad, even obama in his tan suit. when a GOP wears a suit, they always look like scummy used car salesmen or ambulance chaser.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm a hasanabi-head and I didn't know he was this hot

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

his face not so much,