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[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 69 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"Not only is he an evil socialist leftist, but he's also in great physical shape and rather attractive."

Weird flex, but ok.

[–] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm guessing that's why they are so hard on AOC. She is a woman, minority, smart and attractive. They are most upset about being attracted to her.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She's so hot, and she'll never fuck a troll like me, no matter how rich I am, so she needs to DIE!

[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think I figured this out years ago.

So male Boomers became used to being catered to by a never ending parade of blonde Fox News hosts. Who would tell these spoiled bastards how they, the white men of the most economically priviledged generation in history, how they were the victims constantly. And how they should be outraged by that.

So the dopamine reactors of them are now wired to that. Then comes AOC. She's young, very pretty, and on the news - but she's NOT telling them that they're being discriminated against! In fact, her message is that they probably have MORE than their share.

So their brains, wired to have the horny with the outrage, basically go batshit.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

botox barbies, now mar-a-lago face.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago

they made fetishiszed fantasy images of her before too.