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[–] schmups@lemmy.zip -1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Cows are way better than people" said the prison guard.

[–] Bad_Ideas_In_Bulk@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I mean, he's keeping cows prisoner and we're posting passive aggressive shit online. I'd say cows are 2/2 so far.

[–] Feidry@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

I just fucking work there. For minimum wage. I'm the one kindness those cows get so fuck your judgement.