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[โ€“] RamenDame@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Granny worked as a florist, not her own shop though. She had incredible strong hands.

As a pupil I did a work experience day in the shop. It was really chilly (Germany usually has not Air Con), we consistently had to clean the floor in the back room to not slip on the leaves, it was tiny in there and we were four people. I got to wash a fake flower decor and rearrange it for a doctors office. That was nice.

[โ€“] kreskin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

She had incredible strong hands.

Maybe you should be a writer. Well placed, evocative, Hemminginway-esque sentence. You're in the wrong neighborhood.