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I'm not trying to emulate my capitalist landlord, but how can I impose rent on the spider that seems to have moved in to my network rack? πŸ•·οΈπŸ•ΈοΈ (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)
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[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 33 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

His pest removal services are worth nothing? You're already bartering.

[–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 15 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Shoot! I had completely forgotten about that! Well, I'm convinced. They can stay rent free! :D

[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 14 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

By avoiding being a capitalist landlord, you have become a feudalist landlord.

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago

Except this is entirely on the spider's terms. Land is given but there's no quota, no tax. The spider may come and go as he pleases and only needs to catch enough pests to feed himself.