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I'm not trying to emulate my capitalist landlord, but how can I impose rent on the spider that seems to have moved in to my network rack? 🕷️🕸️ (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)
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[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 8 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

rent? it’s keeping your house pest free… you owe it money

(also obligatory that’s not a spider THIS is a spider from australia)

[–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

I went here to tempt fate. Jesus Christ. If it's any one of these living in my access point, I don't know... Would a Norwegian reboot kill it?

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 4 points 8 hours ago

The problem with the implicit size comparison in the Crocodile Dundee reference is that Australian spider size is inversely proportional to their actual danger.

[–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

True... I don't know how to pay her though. PayPal? Ko-Fi?

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

ko-fly preferable to ko-squito… they’re both pests but those fees really sting

[–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 hours ago

Okay okay OKAY. 🤣