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JD Vance is speaking at a MAGA rally in my area next week.
This please send me your ideas for what I should write on a sign that will make him cry.
"The couch loves you even less than your wife does"
"You will never be free of Peter Thiel"
"Once Trump dies, so does your career"
"Thanks for killing the Pope, I like Bob!"
Just a few ideas to choose from off the top of my head 🤷🏻
“Peter Thiel’s bottom bitch”
I was thinking something like “Mamaw would be disappointed in you.”
But idk if she’s still alive or not.
Whatever makes sense.