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[–] Dead_or_Alive@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I agree with you, but… ICE now has more officers than the FBI and a budget larger than the Marines. I guarantee they aren’t hiring for intelligence…

If shit really hit the fan I’m sure the Republicans will bring in foreign powers such as Israel to back them up militarily.

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

ICE is mostly filled with incompetent dipshits who’ve never seen any actual combat. You think those chuds would be that effective??

[–] Dead_or_Alive@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

They are basically the same as Hitlers brown shirts but they have the power of the law behind them.

They just need to show up and be violent.

[–] GardenGeek@europe.pub 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes.

But my guess would be that almost every country, especially the US, is far to big to be governed by force. Spreading supply lines across a potentially hostile area of that size would be a nearly impossible task on its own... protecting all the industrial assets and natural ressources would be another.

[–] Dead_or_Alive@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I agree the US would be ungovernable. There are soo many critical infrastructure targets. You could cut off a region and then roll up any loyal fascist forces with hot and run attacks.

But it won’t be easy and it would be very bloody.