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[–] modestmeme@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (4 children)

All you wannabe hipsters trying to bond over mutual disdain for that song when the real enemy is “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”

[–] Ravenheart@lemmy.zip 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

It's Feliz Navidad for me. Catchy enough to get stuck in my head, repetitive enough to be annoying while it's in there.

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

In the 90s, there was an especially heinous rendition of Mi Burrito Sabanero, sang by the whiniest sounding kid, that just dominated radio stations.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

honestly if you're like me and the millions of other tortured survivors of the hellscape known as A Retail Job, 99% of Christmas songs are just pure PTSD trigger

fortunately I can still somewhat enjoy Carol of the Bells and most of The Nutcracker because they just go so fuckin hard

also what didn't get ruined for me by being blasted over a blown out speaker in a loop for 8–10 hour shifts, are various metal Christmas tracks that are too spicy for grocery store grandmas 🤘

[–] modestmeme@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

The “Iron Man” parody that starts off, “I AM SANTA CLAUS..!”

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

For me it’s Santa Baby or whatever the hell it’s called, that song is just totally creepy.

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Santa Baby and Baby it's Cold Outside creep me tf out... Who thought either of those songs were a good idea to write...

[–] modestmeme@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Ok yeah that one too. Insufferable greed is rampant enough…

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I prefer "Grandma got worked over by a mobster". As an Italian American, it really speaks to me.