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I'm going to be cremated. That way my kids don't have to pay rent for my body to be located taking space somewhere.
I'm donating my body for science and medical purposes, then they do the cremation for free. Help science, least burden on family.
First healthy organs to patients who need it.
The rest to science.
Anything left can be cremated.
I don't get a choice, it's organ donation or science donation in Australia.
I think a lot of those bodies just end up getting used for target practice essentially... Or to test weapons.
I doubt that, at least where I live that's highly unlikely. As far as I know, most of the bodies are used for medical students for practice and education.
Yeah imagine a bunch of random kids cutting yiu open playing with your testicles trying to impress a girl in the class.... This happens. I know because my medical student friends from the dorm used to take about the weird stuff they did. There's also the ever growing "bodies" exhibition... And again my testicles inside out for people to be impressed...
But maybe it will help something. It's not a bad cause.
Lol I couldn't care less who fondled my dead body in class.
Also the Bodies exhibition is metal as hell. Ending up in there would be a win in my books.
I’ve also looked into it but your body basically need to be donated within 24 hours after death. Makes it basically impossible to have a funeral. Like I don’t give a fuck, but my loved ones probably do.
Your family gets the cremated remains after they're done with it. I guess it might be like a week or so?
We're not big on ceremonies anyway, so delaying for a couple of weeks or holding a wake without any physical remains wouldn't be a big deal.
You should consider being creamer-mated instead of. That way your loved ones get to put you in their coffee every day.
i hereby declare this my first angry upvote
I plan on being Crème brûlée'd.
But how will you show off with your graves brand in that case? I'm thinking gucci for me, probably leased though ..
How about my ashes get made into fireworks?? Yeah! That would be kind of cool!
Mixed with cocaine and snorted by family and friends as a sign of respect.
That thought have never occurred to me, definitely a cool idea!