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[–] hoppeduponcoffee@lemmy.zip 4 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Mamdani could file charges against that audience member who threatened to shoot him. That was a terrorist threat. But good luck identifying a random person.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

You'd think surveillance would be pretty thorough at any event the President is attending. Or have they learned nothing from previous assassination 'attempts'? No bulletproof glass, either. That precaution didn't last long.

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

But good luck identifying a random person.

If only there was infrastructure for identifying and tracking potential terrorists and criminals.

Nah, let's use it for identifying and tracking protesters or police officers' crushes.

[–] hoppeduponcoffee@lemmy.zip 3 points 20 hours ago

Even if they were able to identify, the GOP would just cover up and protect that audience member.