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So is this implying that ICE is OK with same sex dating, or that there are no female ICE agents?
they might need to follow fbi's lead on relaxing hiring standards. then they can just keep it 'in house'
Oh, no, they both have very different ideas of what to do to a dog.
Does it need to be one or the other?
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he prefers to study animal carcasses, and children who had measles.
Kash knows exactly what to do with dogs, right down to each breed.
"Dog breeds? I sure hope it does" -Kash, on all fours
you mean keep it in the dog house. also farm animals too.
Yes
Yeah, you gotta suck eachother's. At least that's what I would do in a situation like that. Or any other situation too. It feels great. So do it.