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[–] Carrolade@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Reminds me of a scene in the Lone Wolf and Cub comic I read when I was younger.

I don't remember all the details, but there's a panel where the two most dangerous samurai in all of feudal Japan are camping out before a fight, and some rando is astonished that these high bred, noble, elite warriors are cooking their own rice. One of the two rips into him about self-sufficiency and how there aren't always servants to do your cooking for you, and what kind of warrior would just starve when he has no servants around?

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

And what does the article say? Eating soup isn't manly? WTF? I'd like to hear his rationale for that one, but I'd probably lose a couple of IQ points reading it.

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Toxic masculinity is full of shaming men for random things that are arbitrarily defined as not manly. Nothing is more dangerous for a Man than not conforming to masculine gender norms

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago

This kind of insecurity is intentionally cultivated for the purpose of being exploited. If you can make a man afraid of whatever kind of food you name by declaring it unmanly you can control him.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

It's in the 12 commandments, along with though shaft not draw.liquid with a straw because it looketh like yon penis.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/politics/government/house-republican-says-he-doesn-t-use-straws-that-s-what-the-women-in-my-house-do/ar-AA1Fsx5r