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[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 33 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 23 points 2 hours ago

Someone told him Congress will approve crazy requests if he can make them sound like they're for the military. Which is true, but he's so demented at this point that he can't connect any of the other obvious dots.