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"I want to be Krang from TMNT and suck the whole world into dimension X!"
"Well I want to be The Man With the Golden Gun and steal solar technology that can be weaponized into a giant space laser and hold the world ransom!"
"I just want to be Abys Mal from Aladdin and get a cool hat..."
Look, all I'm saying is that Krang is sitting at the perfect height.
He's in the stomach of a pretty tall robot dude. Perfect height for what? 🤨
Perfect height for Michelangelo.
To... Be hit... with nunchaku?
I was today years old when I learned that guy is called Abis Mal. There's so much these movies lose with dubbing.