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[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Lisdexamfetamine+caffeine, let's gooooooo

Help! I can no longer code. It feels like there's an anvil on my chest.

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

can't eat, coding.....

[–] joulethief@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Hands shaking but mind is going brrrr

[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 hours ago

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, The shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Everything brrr if you coffee enough