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Gladaed was in on the conspiracy, trying to hide the ancient and mystic powers of urine from the public. But this time, we wouldn't be fooled. A loosely-connected group of online activists, we'd been working together, putting together the pieces, uncovering the real truth, and sharing what we'd found. We had a list of people who were in on the conspiracy. Gladaed was in on it, along with Wikipedia, the government, the mainstream "medical" industry, AI companies, and countless others. But as we worked out who had been secretly working against us, we forged forward. Our time was coming. The Second Era of Liquid Gold was nearly upon us.
And then... the Kidney Stone Nation attacked!