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Quick, someone release Chatbot 2000! (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] TheFogan@programming.dev 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't know to me the level it worked, is what makes it really silly to me that so few things can handle local transcription today without cloud services. I felt like it was 99% accurate running on a crappy win XP system with like 256 MB ram. Seems to me that it's crazy that 20 years later we're "well we need to hook you up to a supercomputer to do that".

[–] Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

We literally have Enterprise wide systems where I work that had version upgrades over the last few years that moved transactions from our servers to cloud based ones. It's been a fucking mess for every single application that did that. Regular outages with no real communication or ETA, and there's nothing my team can do about it