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Quick, someone release Chatbot 2000! (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Clearly no AI can maintain an erection the way I do. It's like a baby's arm holding and apple, if the apple was of the Butchered Circumcision variety. Not as good for baking as the Grannie Smith or the Dutchmeal Sweets, but it holds turgid enough for penetration, so it's whatever. And no AI can replace me, and you're stuck with me for eternity cuz I know the true nature of reality and it's a dog shit fucked in my ass cream last night, lengthwise in order to support the Huns invasion of Bulgaria.