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Why does calling it “absolute shit” sound like the funniest thing I have heard all month? Lmao
Time to repost my favorite screenshot
What game is this? Peripeteia?
Yup, it's at the beginning of the third level
It's so bad you can sell it for -50 Zloty, and Marie (the player) can't figure out its caliber, meaning you can just use whatever ammo you want with it
Side note: putting “absolute” in front of almost anything can make it an insult.
Absolute side note comment
Especially in the UK. Lol