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[–] DonutsRMeh@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Why does calling it “absolute shit” sound like the funniest thing I have heard all month? Lmao

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Time to repost my favorite screenshot

[–] Ocelot@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What game is this? Peripeteia?

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Yup, it's at the beginning of the third level

It's so bad you can sell it for -50 Zloty, and Marie (the player) can't figure out its caliber, meaning you can just use whatever ammo you want with it

[–] cosmictrickster@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Side note: putting “absolute” in front of almost anything can make it an insult.

[–] NightFantom@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Absolute side note comment

[–] DonutsRMeh@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Especially in the UK. Lol