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Why Is Instagram Running Ads for a "Pet Incinerator"? (futurism.com)

submitted 3 days ago by p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/72584749

One Reddit user spotted an Aliexpress ad for a "pet incinerator" on Instagram, a macabre encounter that raises plenty of questions.

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[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well, I'm sure Texans could make use of this now that abortion is illegal

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Maybe. I think it's also illegal for women to operate machinery there.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Pulling out in Texas counts as a misdemeanor abortion /s

[–] GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Every sperm is sacred.

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Cumming into a tissue must be an act of genocide

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

So, like, how long do you have to leave it in? Until she gets the curse?

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 1 points 14 hours ago

Until its fully cooked through

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Idk, until Jesus says its okay.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I think it’s okay in Texas as long as they have a note from either their husband or father.