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[–] communism@lemmy.ml 40 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

With syntax highlighting and everything. I suppose that's an OF niche you could sell. Subscriptions come with programming support alongside feet pics.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I probably could have made money as a google sheets guru on onlyfans back in the day. Building complex sheets with cell functions and app script was my obsession several years ago

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Shit I probably could make money doing excel naked on the internet… things to think about if I'm unemployed too long I guess

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'd be violently upset if I knew my browser was downloading what appears to be a whole node_modules directory before I could jerk off