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[–] tachikoma@lemmy.today 3 points 3 hours ago

it was in fact a pretty witch who convinced me not to do this, and as a result i spent the next 10 years learning how to be normal to people

Oh man story of my life. Woah. It often makes me think of the saying...

“As he received his trophy, the plucky quarterback unfolded the story of how he ‘came back’. He said ‘They say behind every great man there’s a woman. While I’m not a great man, there’s a great woman behind me.’”

From my perspective, the Witch in my story doesn't want to talk to me anymore. None the less words cannot express my gratitude for her setting me on the path I am on now. I still feel like I owe her an apology letter. 🤔

tl:dr Males 13-25 stop "teasing" or "joking" rudely with girls and women. You will most likely regret it. Dearly.