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Woman posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids (www.msn.com)

submitted 2 days ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can't time travel. I won't see comments that are made later than mine as I type it in. And regardless of the certain oneway direction of time, I still wouldn't be responsible for any other comments that I didn't make.

Also, no. Get the gist of a "Crazy news from all over the world" community. I'm not going to put a "THIS IS A JOKE" in front of my obvious jokes. Some people on the very edge of the spectrum might not get it, but that's just a price I'm willing to pay.

[–] Aatube@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 2 days ago

29% of people who voted on your comment did not get it, and several neurotypical people have told you they don't get it. Lemmings have genuine extreme takes in nottheonion comments all the time: don't tell me you've never heavily disagreed with someone here before.