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[–] scrodumb@lemmy.ca 66 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Why give it the wifi password on the first place?

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

You're trying to hook up, y'know? These things happen at a certain point in a boys life.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Probably a "smart" coffee maker.

[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 86 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The S in IoT stands for security.

[–] DamnianWayne@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] krigo666@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Like I say about smartphones, they are only smart when conpared to the users...

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I love it when someone tries to make a snide comment, calling other people stupid, and makes a flagrant spelling error.

[–] krigo666@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I love smartasses... Same principle.

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Will you make out with mine? I like tongue in my smart ass

[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just put on there it connects to the internet to get the freshest electrons for your coffee and boomers will give it WiFi, their credit card number and one quarter of their children's inheritance

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It’ll even reverse your mortgage, which Tom Selleck approves!

[–] Willy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

so you can make coffee from anywhere in the world, and for firmware updates and to get the latest brew styles.

It is considered rude to not give guests the password I beleive.