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Man discovers his parents’ coffee machine used 1TB of data in 10 days (www.dexerto.com)

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[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Why tf would a coffee machine need internet? My espresso machine has like 5 buttons.

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 20 hours ago

Remote Control App to get it to brew a pot timed for when you come home from work

[–] zammy95@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mine has 3 and works just fine lol

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 18 hours ago

Mine has two, though I really only need the one because longo shots are for psychopaths

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Espresso, earl grey, hot.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 20 hours ago

https://xkcd.com/2570/

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

No one is getting this galaxy quest reference, my dude. Get outta here! This is really gay people like me!