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[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or you could do as I did when some annoying guy asked me to "help him" with CS homework (actually wanted me to write the entire app for him, and refused to actually learn). I don't remember what it was actually about, but I sent him something like:

import sys as s
class Main:
  def __init__(slef, av):
    slef.teh_arguments =av;
  #enddef;
  def main(sefl):
    doSomething();
    do_something_else(sefl.teh_arguments);
    pls_DontDothis();
  #enddef;
#endclass;
if(__name__[2:6]== 'main'  ):
  Main(s.argv).main();
#endif

It didn't go well with his professor. I wonder if he's a vibe coder now

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you forgot the #endimport pragma you dumbass