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Man discovers his parents’ coffee machine used 1TB of data in 10 days (www.dexerto.com)

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[–] dorumon@lemmy.cafe 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Coffee is so cheap and easy to make I have made it several times without even using a coffee maker.

Was it good? Fuck no. Honestly it was probably pretentious as hell.

Was it coffee? Yeah it was pretty good in that regard.

But honestly who needs a thing that will torrent a terabyte of data from your internet? Especially in the day and age where Americans have data caps unlike the rest of the world. I cannot imagine suddenly being hit with nonsense fees because your coffee pot decided that it needed to scrape the entire internet or something stupid like that.

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

You need some bad coffee every once and a while do you don't feel bad for putting your dick in the pot.