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Man discovers his parents’ coffee machine used 1TB of data in 10 days (www.dexerto.com)

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[–] Shindo66@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Look at you mr fancy pants, coming in here with rational thoughts. "Maybe they could have actually done real reporting bla bla bla." We all know what you are. Youre just trying to cover up for the real culprits: the high fructose corn syrup industry trying to find out what we put in our coffee. Youre type make me sick.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Dude it's not even that like it took me significantly more words to explain how bad the article is and how long the actual article is.

And people aren't going to actually read the article they're just going to look at the title and be like oh my God conspiracies!