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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/53777061

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/117406176604364910

https://www.forbes.com/sites/conormurray/2026/10/08/trump-calls-anyone-who-says-ai-instead-of-super-intelligence-an-enemy/

Excerpt of the executive order https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2026/09/inaugurating-the-era-of-super-intelligence/ from last week:

The terminology used by the Federal Government should reflect the transformative capabilities of these technologies and the limitless opportunities they create for the American people. Accordingly, the term “Super Intelligence” more appropriately captures the promise, potential, and rapidly advancing capabilities of these technologies. It is therefore the policy of my Administration that, to the maximum extent permitted by law, the executive branch shall use the terms “Super Intelligence” and “SI” in place of “Artificial Intelligence” and “AI” and will not acknowledge the usage of “Artificial Intelligence” and “AI” in any applicable setting.

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[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 84 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

When can we expect the USA to invade the offices of Open**?

[–] Axolotl_cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 hours ago
[–] riskable@programming.dev 23 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

No, no. You're confused. The "AI" in OpenAI stands for "Absent Integrity".

They just fired three safety researchers for actually researching safety.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

And the "Open" in OpenAI stands for lying

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

And the "f" from "way" is how they'll be profitable.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 9 points 9 hours ago

The "s" in AI stands for security!

[–] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 3 points 9 hours ago
[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 12 points 10 hours ago

has any of the planet killer 'ai' companies actually complied with this one yet?

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

please don't do that again

the thought of it made me cum so hard that it ripped through my jeans, ricocheted and blinded my roommate

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago

Gross dude. Like wtf?