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If the mayor ends like his name sakes it'll be a mess.
Shooting himself in the head while hanging on the street?
Having his body so intensely beaten by the people that he turns into a skin-sac of broken bones and blood and is then hanged. Let's not forget the correct way to deal with fascists.
Upside down
...while being freshly married. Yep, that's roughly how I imagine it.
2 negatives could cancel each other out.