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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 44 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

To use Microsoft Excel 2028, please enter your login information and submit to a routine penis inspection.

[–] traxex@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

2FA is really getting out of hand huh

[–] ikilledtheradiostar@hexbear.net 3 points 8 hours ago

What do you mean I need two falluses to authenticate?

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 hours ago

I disagree; my penis is firmly in hand.

[–] greenbit@lemmy.zip 16 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Aw man I just had to do penis inspection for slack

[–] Marty_TF@lemmy.zip 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

aks them to share the data with microslop, so you don't have to do it again.

[–] spizzat2@lemmy.zip 11 points 12 hours ago

Tell them they can find it in the latest Discord data breach.

[–] lemmygarden@lemmy.today 13 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

The penis is actually more unique than the face

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 1 points 6 hours ago

Yet not uniform in its appearance, nor present for 50%.

[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 hours ago
[–] No1@aussie.zone 0 points 8 hours ago

I never considered buying a dildo until now....