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Fatty? Certainly making some assumptions there lol.
But okay, even if it is WW3, with WW1 and WW2 we weren't in a continuous near 30 year state of war leading up to those wars.
It was a King of the Hill reference
The American education system is worse than I imagined
It's intentional, or they'd be on civil war nine by now.
Never heard of the Indian Wars, huh
Well usually if someone says "before the war" they are likely talking about the most recent big and significant one. So here that would be WW2. In Ukraine it would be the one that is going on right now.
Yes because almost 30 years continuous isn't worthy of being significant enough.
When its normal, its hardly significant.
Who does the president work for lol? We've been in WW3 for a hot minute.
Don't worry, we could all probably lose a bit around the waist.
Who does the president work for? This one? Pretty much anyone that bribes him.
Nah lol, I was in a motorcycle wreck that damaged my intestines. I genuinely have a hard time getting enough calories due to pain pretty much anytime I eat solid food. So as far as schoolyard insults go, swing and a miss.
The president is a Russian asset and I was just poking fun because nobody on the Internet knows that you are a dog. It's always sort of funny when people forget that. It's better to brush that stuff off. Less a swing (as that's nonsense) and more of a nudge nudge remember we are here to have fun.
But I do apologize if that was a trigger of some sort. Remember that everyone you're talking to could be a statical probability. OP was using the word fatty as a little joke and doesn't really know how much you weigh.
When you have issues with food people bringing up weight can be a bit of a trigger. Not that it bothers me, it is just a school yard insult. It's just mostly annoying because I used to be fat and I really miss food.
He was referencing Cotton from King of the Hill. He wasn’t actually referring to your weight my dude.
i know quite a few folks (myself included) who could probably stand to pack on a bit around the waist, but sure okay
That was implied by your username.