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[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 49 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Fuck me that's literally the exact vinyl plank flooring in my apartment right now

Huge upgrade over the carpet I had originally though... Fuck carpet

[–] im_fine_sandy@nord.pub 26 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Yeah carpet is nuts.

Why would you not want to cover your floor in something to trap all the dust and soak up any liquid which is impossible to clean.

[–] toddestan@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

Carpet has a lot going for it. It's relatively cheap, easy to install, forgiving of subflooring issues, pleasant to walk on, and dampens sound. That's not to say it has its downsides - mostly keeping it clean and that it shows wear, but I can see why its popular.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

City apartment dweller here. My lease requires having carpet or rugs over a certain percentage of the floor area. It's a basic necessity to avoid aggravating one's neighbors on the floor below.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You could also just take off your wooden clogs and go barefoot.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Oh come on now, I don't wear wooden clogs! They are entirely inappropriate footwear for the finish on my home bowling alley!

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Bare feet would make the rest of my suit of armor look silly.

[–] paranoia@feddit.dk 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Dreamcatcher@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

One might wonder why this is not a problem pretty much everywhere that's not North America.

[–] im_fine_sandy@nord.pub 5 points 23 hours ago

WDYM sticks and paper are not appropriate building materials ?

[–] paranoia@feddit.dk 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

I mean it is a problem, people just aren't aware of it, or just live with it. It used to be much more common to have carpet in Scandinavia but for some reason fell out of vogue. Everyone's living room is now horribly echoey and I have no idea how they put up with it.

[–] Dreamcatcher@lemmy.zip 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

A living room is only echoey if there's nothing in it.

Do Danish people have empty living rooms?

[–] paranoia@feddit.dk 4 points 22 hours ago

Yeah a lot do actually. A lot of Danish people have combined open plan dining and living rooms with only two rugs in the vicinity of the couch and the dining table. There is then often a lot of unused space and hard surface around. The acoustics of my ex-girlfriend's parents house was always horrible to me, you can tell when it was built in the 1970s it was fully intended to be carpeted.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There are better ways of doing that

[–] brognak@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Like textured ceilings, but people seem to hate those too 🤷

[–] im_fine_sandy@nord.pub 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] toddestan@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Unless you're a smoker, what needs to be cleaned with them?

[–] im_fine_sandy@nord.pub 1 points 15 hours ago

Everything?

Anyone who's ever removed carpet can attest to how much fine dust gets trapped. Its gross.

[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

I mean, if you just stipple the ceiling it looks ugly. Like stalactites in a cave. But it can be nice with a bit of intentionality and design effort

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Helps retain heat. The solution is a throw rug in the winter that you hose off in the spring though.

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago

Warmer and absorbs sound. Obviously not in the kitchen or bathroom but we have carpet everywhere else.

[–] Cheebus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

at one point we had carpet in our bathroom

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Are you guys really such a stranger to vacuuming? I want lavishly plush carpeting in my house. Especially the bedroom.

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You must not have allergies/pets. Vacuuming does not get your carpets clean enough, and steam cleaning your carpets often enough is a big hassle and time consuming.

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have a cat and I don't really see what the problem is, my carpets are fine. Yeah there is some cat fur when using the hoover, so what?

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

You've never replaced carpet have you? The amount of dirt and dust in it is insane. No matter how often, how good or how deep you clean, carpet is disgusting even after a couple of years.

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 0 points 23 hours ago

Most were replaced when we moved into this house.

[–] im_fine_sandy@nord.pub 5 points 1 day ago

Vacuuming doesn't achieve much.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

carpets in themselves are not the problem. even vacuumming wont get rid of all the dirt and possibly stains. thats why you have separate carpets on the floor you can take out and actually wash without having to rip out the entire floor

[–] Equinox1289@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are you a stranger to rugs that can be cleaned or replaced easily?

[–] Cheebus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

no like bathroom

where the toilet is, as in it used to be carpet when you get out of the bath tub, and also carpet when you take a piss/shit

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Oh no. Yeah, a piss soaked carpet is no good.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I love carpet, just the ones that you can pull up and give a thorough clean to occasionally tho. Built-in carpets are nuts.